A man is driving in his car on the road.
A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in opposite direction
When they pass each other, the man opens his car window and shouts to the woman: DONKEY !
The man immediately responds: MONKEY !
But continue their separate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.
And just as she reaches the first curve on the road....
Moral of the story:
"Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."