Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the shop now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 hot models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN : " How much ? "
WOMAN : " $70,000 "
MAN: "Really, go for it? But at that price make sure you get it with all the options!"
WOMAN: "Thank you honey" Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer."
WOMAN: "They're asking $750,000."
MAN: " Go ahead and give them an offer of $700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000 because it's really what you want."
WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then turns and asks: "Anyone know who’s this phone belongs to?"